Home again, Home again… For a minute!!

July 14th, 2008 by admin | Posted in Uncategorized |

So I am back from Vegas, where I was for the Xbiz Summer Forum.

TUESDAY**
Part of the HellHouse/slutty dollars crew flew in from Seattle together and landed in HEAT. We quickly acclimated though!
We cruised all over town looking for the boss’ favorite kind of rum before we found it and arrived at the Hard Rock Hotel. We got checked in, went up to our rooms and looked out the window at our view. A SPECTACULAR view of… the construction zone below. Are you kidding me? Im going to just skip ahead for a moment and tell you that they began construction at exactly 5:01 a.m. OH YES!!! That was fanfuckintastic. We called in a room change request, you betcha!! (we didnt actually move rooms till the SECOND day of being woken up at 5:01 though, we simply didnt have time on wednesday to repack our things from our rooms and move!! We certainly MADE the time the next day)
Moving on. We pretty much took it easy the first night, settling into our rooms, ordered room service, and I turned in by midnight or so.

WEDNESDAY***
Up n at em, at about 9:30 (after being woke up at 5 remember!! and not really getting back to sleep) Drank a protein shake, put on some makeup, a bikini and got ready to hit the cabana area by the pool for the day. What a job, huh? Its rough going to a convention where you have cababas, complete with cabana boys n girls delivering fresh beverages nad food all day, with misters, all pool side with babes in bikinis milling around and a lagoon style pool all to ourselves!! (about 1200 of us!! Xbiz had one of the pool sections blocked from the public!) It was actually a great way to do business!! As people stopped by the cabanas, it was so hot, once they came by, sat down in the mist and had a drink they didnt want to leave so they stayed longer!
Saw tons of friends and work aquaintances!! Of course, I was ecstatic to right away at registration see Karen (oh how I <3 her!!) and John Stagliano, 2 people in the biz I am super in awe of! Make sure and go HERE and DEFEND OUR PORN!!!
I saw Kris Bertrand, (of Xfanz), Alexander “Monstar” Raymond, Joanna Angel, and so many countless others!!
Spent the day saying hi to people I knew, and meeting lots of new people! Took a couple brief dips in the pool as well, but mostly stayed in the shade!
Later in the evening we went to The Voodoo Lounge at the top of the Rio. It was still very hot out, and the VIP section was outdoors with a view of the city. We had a great time just relaxing after the first day! We didnt stay out too late, since we didnt want to be too tired for the following day, especially me, as I was nervous as hell about the Miss Xbiz competition the next day. I may have a great time performing filthy acts on camera, however simple things like stage competitions in front of a crowd terrifies me!!

THURSDAY***
Woken up at 5:01 again.. *pulls hair* laid in bed and rested and napped off n on untill 9:30 when I got up and began to try to get ready.. still being VERY nervous about the contest at noon. I had yet to be sure what to do for my talent even! I had prepared to perform a Kata, a routing of martial arts moves, almost like a dance routine, but with karate moves. But several people I had spoken to had told me that I was taking it far to seriously and to have a backup talent prepared that was slightly more light. I has spoken to Joanna Angel the day before about a couple of options, and said maybe the kata, which she said would be cool, OR maybe do lifting of some sort since I work out alot, and Im stronger than most the girls, maybe I could do something like lift the competition? She thought that sounded funny, and said she was in to help if I wanted. So at the last minute I decided to do that! Porn Star Squatting! I tossed her across my shoulders, and squatted her a couple times, they had me squat, and stay down to pose for pictures, turn around and show my ass doing oit and hold longer.. It got a great crowd reaction!! No, I didnt win anything, but I survived and it was fun! Thank you so much for your help Joanna!! For her talent she sang a great song from her upcoming movie, everyone had it stuck in their head, called All I wanna Do is Rock n Roll in your Butthole. Check it out!! I also saw and got to spend time with my friend Rene Perez, whom I hadnt seen in a couple months. SHe is not only very hot, but super sweet, smart, and just a cool chick! And very good at tumbling as she proved for her talent!!
After the contest was over, we finally went up and moved our rooms. WOOHOO!!! I ended up on the top floor, with a great view of the pool. And I DIDNT get woken up by construction the next 2 mornings!! FUCK YEAH!! As I am in my new room, I realize my phone is no longer working for some reason. EXCELLENT. This turned into a huge ordeal, as Vegas stores wont fix or replace tourist phones, and I was without a cell till I got home. Lemme just tell you this is close to HELL!!!!!!
That night we all got dressed up all pretty and headed off to D Money’s Players Ball. Nice place in Planet Hollywood at Asia.. but no AC working so it was hot as hell in there!! Good excuse for a little nudity here and there though! heehee!! After we were there for a bit we headed off to our VIP reservation at Forty Deuce. It was rock themed night for the burlesque show, and it was FUN!! We had a great time watching the dancers put on a show!

FRIDAY***
We were out pretty late and got back to the hotel and I slept like a rock! I still got up pretty early, so I could go downstairs for the ‘goodbye breakfast’. It was amusing to see every person walk in and see it was pastries only. Lol. But it was a cheerful fun time! A lot of people had something to say about my performance the day before… The rest of the day was pretty much lazy! Visited with some people over lunch from our company, met Jack from MobiMetrix, discussed possibly doing some mobile game stuff with his company and HellHouse (more on that soon!), met Dirty D and Jenni Dahling amongst others, then hung out and didnt do much of anything for the rest of the day - had to relax and recooperate!! There was also a pretty incredible lightning storm that night!!

SATURDAY***
Up and headed to the airport, and then home!! Always good to return home.. even if only for a few days before I head back down to LA for a couple shoots!!